The End of the line ...
The End of the line for Beta 1
And then there were none ...
Universal Mob, Aug 19th -Mobster Metropolis ::: GODFATHER GALACTIC DECEASED!
For the burial many statesmen from across the galaxy are expected. His last words were, "I am NOT too old for such activities!"
His eldest son, Virian, stunted the public by officially announcing he will not succeed his father as Emperor and nominated his sister Lurectia as heir to the throne.
MadChillEmpire, Aug 18th -Transcript from the MadChill News :::
RE: Someone spoke the Emperors name in vain!
Little Johnny thought it would be funny to talk of Timothy the Greats name. But what was really funny was the smell of FRIED JOHNNY! Johnny resisted and pleaded “I’m just a boy” He said. It fell upon deaf ears as the thunder of our Lords laugh stormed throughout the lands. One local resident said “I would like to be tolerant and give the boy a second chance, but we need to set the example, others will learn from his mistake.”
The mother of the boy said “It’s tough to raise him as a single parent, but I knew he was a bad apple, he wouldn’t play sports, or video games. And hadn’t even skimmed through any of the required reading in MadChillEmpire.” The real surprise was that our lord personally spoke about this and allowed this reporter a quote “As policy the parents will be billed for the execution, but the parents were so well in taking the news, that the cost will be halved. Also the mother was pretty hot, and she promised me an “atta girl” so I cut her some slack. But don’t quote me on that.” Well there you have it, this reporter --- End transmission!
This is the director of media relations. That reporter went against a direct order, quoting our lord out of context! and will be finding a new line of work, the iron mines. The true story is that Lord Madchill decided to show compassion, which he has in unlimited capacity, and allow a brief tax cut, considering she is a single parent. Live right now he is providing an official quote “she had great big huge giant (pause) um hearts, I mean she had um hearts, I mean a heart. I mean a great big huge heart, so I um couldn’t help but feel them, I mean feel for them, I mean her, feel for her. AUGH! DAMN THESE LIVE TELECASTS! NOW FLASH THE “APPLAUSE” SIGN NOW!!!
Attention, Attention, Lord Madchill has left the building.
Starstrike, Aug 20th -Starstruck :::
Betrayed by his local cousins, gangbashed by the galaxy, insulted by the Universe, President Starstriker died this day from chronic heart failure. In his last address to the nation he stated "I hereby pronounce my ... heir ....... as ... as .... Sta......"
With the death of the ruler, the Starstrike Empire is in shambles, fragmenting into hundreds as local leaders take control. The lack of an heir named for succession leaves Starstriker's four children fighting over the reins, while Lady Starcrusher in her old age looks on. Whoever wins, will be lucky to end up in control of a fraction of the Starstruck Empire
Universal Mob, Aug 21st -Peace Capital (former Mobster Metropolis) :::
Peace Capital (formerly known as Mobster Metropolis)
PEACE FOREVER
Empress Lurectia announced, that the Mobster empire will never resort to violence any more and that the empire will change into a haven of peace. Resentment under the nobles and population of the Mobster Empire is growing.
Shortly after this announcement, bumping noises could be heard from the grave of Godfather Galactic. Palace insiders leaked, that it must be him rotating in the grave....
EX-HEIR THRONE VIRIAN LOST
Shortly after stepping back from his responsibilities as a heir, Almost-Godfather Virian left the former Mobster Metropolis with an unknown destination. Nothing was heard from him the last days.